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Don't let the laptop owner copy it to their laptop.
Don't let the laptop owner burn it to CD.
Don't let the laptop owner have access to the data outside of the office.
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Why are agencies - especially the gubnermint - so downright goddamn stupid as to not think of this?
It's not just the agencies themselves. It's their IT (Information Technology - the office geeks and computer gurus) Department employees allowing such things to happen.
That is a group of "IT professionals" who should NOT be working as IT professionals.
Well, it looks like this:
(click to go to the full size image on my flickr page).
Found the link over at Roscoe's Flickr page.
It's fun to watch grow as the page calculates all the links, tags and other web site goodies.
Websites As Graphs.
Pretty cool stuff. Seems pretty full-featured..at least it can tackle average-user tasks like formulas and formatting.
Sign up by clicking here (I completely spaced the idea of putting a link earlier).
One of my coworkers and I enjoy putting another coworker's stuffed kitty toy in compromising positions and emailing said coworker photographic evidence.
You can also find it here and here on my flickr page.
She'd been playing with it for a while, hanging out in front of the TV, the fridge. Now, I didn't think anything of it because she ALWAYS just plops down and sits in front of the tv, the fridge, on the chair, in front of the patio door. It wasn't until I saw the little furball skitter across the carpet that I realized WHY she'd been doing it lately.
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A couple of days ago, I figured she must have scared it off or scared it to death, as she wasn't taking a sentry position anymore and the scritching and scratching from the cupboards had stopped.
The other day, I caught Spike poking around the coffee pot and shooshed her off the counter - "Get dowwwn! Crazy cat!"
This morning, when I decided to make coffee (I usually just get coffee at the office and don't bother making it at home during the week), I found out why she was on the counter:
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Thanks for the new coffee pot Mom - I finally took it out of the back seat of my car this morning!
I used to have it over at scooterphish.us, but the domain is about to expire and I've got waaay too many domains - it was getting a little unwieldy - and I'm just going to let it go.
So, after a little code retooling and file and directory moving, the moblog is here.
I do have one little domain that I'm trying to kick-start: Overheard In Portland. Inspired by and sibling to sites like Overheard In New York, Overheard In The Office, Overheard in Philly, et al.
As much fun as it was coding my own blog scripts for this site, I really didn't want to do it myself for "Overheard...", so I used WordPress - my favorite not-written-by-me blogging tool.
I'd been trying to think of a convenient way to allow visitors to submit their own "overheards" when I remembered Ryan has a contact plugin he created for WordPress.
Looking at the code, with a little tweaking it will be perfect for my needs.
I generally try to keep a level head, though I do occasionally get caught up in the occasional flame war.
Almost every well organized forum has a search feature, a FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) section and/or "sticky" topics that stay at the top of every section in the forum.
These FAQs and "Stickies" 99% of the time will answer most n00b questions. If they don't, then the answers are usually found simply by utilizing the search feature.
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More often then not, when I've had a problem with a program, a question about a process or technique or I'm just plain drawing a blank about something I've been able to find the answers using the above mentioned resources...I never have to make a post asking about my issue.
IF I do, I always say, "Okay, I've searched, read the FAQs and stickies. I can't seem to find the answer. Maybe I'm using the wrong terminology. Anybody care to point me to a topic or thread that addresses my xyz issue?"
What really chaps my hide is when a new forum member asks a question that has been answered countless times (usually by including a link to a FAQ/Sticky)...and it's their first post as a member.
People are too accustomed to having shit handed to them on a silver platter without having to put forth any effort on their part whatsoever. Morons.
I ran across this a lot tonight during my forum reading, can you tell?
Shutting that shit down.
Maybe I'll write later.
Rather, I should say I utilized WINE until I discovered QEMU.
QEMU is an emulator much like VirtualPC - the operating system you want is actually installed on the hardrive and is accessible within Linux (not to be confused with dual booting, wherein you have to restart your computer and boot soley in to the operating system you want to use).
I can run Linux and when I want to use something like my theme creator for my phone, Outlook or some other program that absolutely requires Windows or just won't play nice with WINE, I start QEMU. A a fully functioning instance of Windows runs in a window within my Linux session. When I'm done, I logout/shutdown just as I would if I was working with a full-blown Windows installed PC. The operating system shuts down and the window closes.
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He may do something that will make you eat your words.
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